Wednesday, November 19, 2008

HIDE YOUR CATS AND DOGS

Bush The Lame, stopped drinking years ago but is now drunk with power. He attacked Iraq because Cheney and Wolfiwitz thought it was a good idea, reduced human rights because God told him to, tortured people because...well, what else do you do with a terrorist except terrorize him? It's just pure logic. And if all the tortured weren't terrorists, well, they should've been, because not being terrorists meant they were tortured for no good reason, which is useless all around. But sometimes you have to burn good wood to get ashes, right?

And now, lame but game, our failed president is out to override the environmental laws and the endangered species act. It seems nature and animals are getting in the way of progress and our dimwitted dean of failure is going to push regulations that will stop the incoming administration, who seem to be a touchy feely crowd (ugh!), from trying to continue protecting the air we breathe and the animals dying to extinction. Damn liberals, it's all that caring about things besides money that's put our economy in trouble. These people are out of control, they even want to close Guantanamo. (Hey, I'm not kidding you, they actually do.) But our bush leaguer president is going to stop them cold before they occupy the drivers seat and ruin everything Bush has worked so hard to destroy. He believes in God, totally, but if God's creations get in the way of doing business, they have to go. God will understand. He's all forgiving. I just hope that when he finally meets his maker, God will do the right thing, and tell him to go to Hell.

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