ANOTHER TALE TOLD BY AN IDIOT.

I completed my blog about Sarah Palin's latest foray into the limelight and when I hit edit to make a few changes, lo and behold, I had an entire ad from something called SarahPAC, asking me to donate to the Sarah Palin cause. Obviously they hadn't read my blog, but I was entertained by what they wrote.

Here's a piece of it: "SarahPAC believes the Republican Party is at the threshold of an historic renaissance that will build a better future for all. Health care, education, and reform of government are among our key goals. Join us today."

Historic renaissance? The Republican Party is back to learning to tie its shoelaces. And a better future? The Republican Party dominated the government for over seven years. We're living the future they created, and it sucks, big time. And their key goals mirror the key goals of the government right now. So, why aren't they voicing their renaissance ideas now when new legislation is being created? Could it be they're waiting for mighty Sarah to save the day?

If you read the entire ad it's a diatribe against the enemies of Sarah Palin. Like everything else, these are vague and not named. The jist of it is: Give Sarah your money, and you can rescue her, and in turn she will rescue you. Hallelujah, amen.

Lamebrains and lambasters unite, you have found your messiah.

PALIN TAKES HER SHOT.

Sheee's back. Yes, Sarah Palin the populist airhead lionized by those Republicans who only judge a book by its cover, is back in the spotlight wrapping her tongue around the flag and spouting red white and blue rhetoric that has her fans salivating for more. And more she'll give them, I'm sure.

She's resigned as governor of Alaska. Her reasons were expressed in a convoluted mishmash of nonsense that only made sense to translators from the Republican Party, who actually made her sound rational. If only.

At the picnic where she officially resigned, she let us know that in Alaska "we eat therefore we hunt!" I was hoping she'd wave a rifle like Calamity Jane, but she didn't. Sarah Palin may be personable, but she's not presidential. And if the Republicans intend to push her to the front of the line and then follow her, I think they should rename themselves the Lemming Party.

But who knows, the Republicans already half ruined this country with the last idiot they pushed forward, why not finish us off completely with another one. Sometimes we're as stupid as they think we are. Sarah Palin may put that statment to the test.