AL-QAEDA SAYS, "VOTE McCAIN!

It was reported today that Al-Qaeda wants McCain to win the election. They must be confused. Isn't Obama the terrorist? It seems that while McCain's thinning hair stands straight up at the thought of Obama becoming president, the real terrorists are rooting for McCain, because they think he'll continue Bush's unpopular wars ad infinitum, which helps them recruit more terrorists. What they don't realize is that McCain, unlike Obama, is already tested, and what he's planning is to protect, or invade, (he's not telegraphing his moves), the Iraq-Pakistan border. Now no president has ever thought of doing that before. What a maverick.